This is my take, I have come to the conclusion that Scout is quantitavely the best class for the following reasons:
He is the fastest class, that means instead of relying on clever tricks or enormous oversized weaponry (lol Mr. Heavy, compensating for something?) this guy is just physically superior. Like a Michael Johnson or some shit. People hate him. He's a smug little bastard and that pisses people off. This is a great thing, cause happy people are boring people - it gets much more interesting when the rage flows. He's the only class with a microphone, so that's like Valve basically saying this guy is the only one that has something important to say, so ya better stfu. Fuck the Pyro, that's just a weird guy in a gimp suit. This badass can jump midfreakingair! I don't know about you, but breaking the laws of Physics is pretty hardcore. I doesn't matter if you're a 300 pound slav with a learning deficiency, a psychotic German with a penchant for sadism or a yank with a freaking RPG - this guy will blast you in the back and run away laughing his arse off. Tying into the last one, the Scout has the best damn laugh in the game. No question. It's not so much a laugh as a self indulgent, you just got owned the face I pwn you cackle. He can afford to laugh like a goof remember, because he is the best class in the game "Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brutha - I hurt people!"
Touching words .
Also ~QED~
_________________ They took from their surroundings what was needed, and made of it something more.
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
Gives me a brilliant idea:
Do u remembr that scene in Shaun of the Dead where Shaun, Liz etc start smacking the (undead) pubkeeper's head with billiard queues while theres Queen's Dont stop me now playing in the background? We record this for TF2, with Wistfane as Undead Heavy and scouts running around him, batting him rythimcally
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
Kill4dog its more "ohooooohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhooh you got owned" He easily has the best and most annoying catchphrases aswell, "Why dont you coem over here and say it to my face tought guy" "Wave good good bye to your secret crap dubmass" "I borke your stupid crap moron" The lsit goes on ..... well it doesent thety were all i could think off
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
No way.. Demo is best class
1. He's black (talking 'bout compensating whiteboy ? ) 2. He is the only one that rememered to bring sumething to drink whist fighting. 3. Needs only one eye 4. Nades! 5. Can jump farther than any of you 6. The most cumbersome pun evah
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
K!LL4D0G wrote:
Gives me a brilliant idea:
Do u remembr that scene in Shaun of the Dead where Shaun, Liz etc start smacking the (undead) pubkeeper's head with billiard queues while theres Queen's Dont stop me now playing in the background? We record this for TF2, with Wistfane as Undead Heavy and scouts running around him, batting him rythimcally
That would be beyond genius! This IS getting done!!
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He is the fastest class, that means instead of relying on clever tricks or enormous oversized weaponry (lol Mr. Heavy, compensating for something?) this guy is just physically superior. Like a Michael Johnson or some shit.
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