Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
Akasazh wrote:
No way.. Demo is best class
1. He's black (talking 'bout compensating whiteboy ? ) 2. He is the only one that rememered to bring sumething to drink whist fighting. 3. Needs only one eye 4. Nades! 5. Can jump farther than any of you 6. The most cumbersome pun evah
Yeah shame he's a bloody Scot!
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Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
Ares_CST wrote:
Kill4dog its more "ohooooohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhooh you got owned" He easily has the best and most annoying catchphrases aswell, "Why dont you coem over here and say it to my face tought guy" "Wave good good bye to your secret crap dubmass" "I borke your stupid crap moron" The lsit goes on ..... well it doesent thety were all i could think off
Quite true, noone has better taunts than the Scout. I always loved the "I'm gonna headbang'cha" line, shame I never heard it ingame.
And there's nothing more satisfying than dominating someone and hear your character almost run out of breath due to his heavy laughter: "Hahahahahaha ... yeah, yeah"
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
fJack wrote:
This is my take, I have come to the conclusion that Scout is quantitavely the best class for the following reasons:
He is the fastest class, that means instead of relying on clever tricks or enormous oversized weaponry (lol Mr. Heavy, compensating for something?) this guy is just physically superior. Like a Michael Johnson or some shit. People hate him. He's a smug little bastard and that pisses people off. This is a great thing, cause happy people are boring people - it gets much more interesting when the rage flows. He's the only class with a microphone, so that's like Valve basically saying this guy is the only one that has something important to say, so ya better stfu. Fuck the Pyro, that's just a weird guy in a gimp suit. This badass can jump midfreakingair! I don't know about you, but breaking the laws of Physics is pretty hardcore. I doesn't matter if you're a 300 pound slav with a learning deficiency, a psychotic German with a penchant for sadism or a yank with a freaking RPG - this guy will blast you in the back and run away laughing his arse off. Tying into the last one, the Scout has the best damn laugh in the game. No question. It's not so much a laugh as a self indulgent, you just got owned the face I pwn you cackle. He can afford to laugh like a goof remember, because he is the best class in the game "Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brutha - I hurt people!"
Touching words .
Also ~QED~
You forgot to say scout has the smallest 'Weener'
Ask the heavy.....
hEavy:He is SOOOO SMALLLLL... like BABY!!!! HAHAHA!!!!
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
I Present the counter argument for why the spy is the best class
1) He can kill any class instantly, something the solly and his crit rockets, the sniper and his headshots and the scout with his crit scatter can only aspire to
2) He has the greatest battle cry in the world ("GENTLEMEN")
3) This guy chain smokes and any coughing? NO. Any cancer? NO Any loss of fitness? NO One puff of smoke and i best meesta scout would be coughing his 19 year old lungs out and then crying in shame
4) Scout talks about breaking the laws of physics, this motherfucker can turn motherfucking INVISIBLE, AND exponentially increase or decrease his body mass in a matter of seconds.
5) People hate the scout? PEOPLE HATE THE SCOUT?! That aint NOTHIN compared to what the spy can achieve in pissoffery (yeah, its a real word, look it up in the fuckyoutionary) with a face stab and or peekaboobackstab.
6) The man has a PINSTRIPE SUIT for crying out loud, this man goes into battle to look good, and does so (hell its even in his description, "he always does the job looking spectacular)
7) The spy is gabe newells favourite class, he says as much in the commentary, Gabe owns valve, ergo the spy is valves favourite class, ergo the spy is the best class ever.
8) I aint got 19 backstabs with the scout without dying...
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
Ares_CST wrote:
Kill4dog its more "ohooooohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhooh you got owned" He easily has the best and most annoying catchphrases aswell, "Why dont you coem over here and say it to my face tought guy" "Wave good good bye to your secret crap dubmass" "I borke your stupid crap moron" The lsit goes on ..... well it doesent thety were all i could think off
"Yo, I need help capping!" "Im capping over here, whos with me?" "No seriously, you all suck" "Way to go, slugger" "How's hat feel, wimp?" "You got anything smart to say now??" "Would you kindly move your ass to the freaking point?" "Hows the weather over there dumbass? Get to the freaking point!" (I actually heard this one today on a server, no need to tell that I laughed so hard that i got killed because of it)
A few lines by everyone's favourite...
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Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
People your genral confusion bemuses me...... let me guide you towards the light....
HEAVY IS THE BEST CLASS EVUR!!!
and i say this without any bias or any preconceived radical opinions..... i base my words of coherently constructed arguments and here they are:
Heavy is the OFFICIAL TF2 mascot coz he is teh best.....
EVERYONE fears teh heavy.... when was the last time people cried 'spy' and general terror paralysed the dumbfounded masses? when was the last time people fled in droves from a scout? NEVER THATTS RIGHT YOU SEE A HEAVY YOU RUN!!!!
Heavy is one of the most important classes in the whole game i never seen a good team without a heavy.....
Whats the name of the clan again...? Oh yeah thats right not Hampshire Scouts or Hamoshure Spies its Hampshire heavies
And last and not least heavy has got the biggest dick evur!!!!!Why do you think they call him heavy..... he aint fat he just has a funny way of coping with favorable diability
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
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god whenever i hear that i just wanna kill some one. the scouts voice is soooo annoying when repeated sooo many times,
mind i suppose the urge to kill aint a bad thing aslong as its on the server
Re: The Scout is the Best Class! ~ Empirical Proof ~
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K!LL4D0G wrote:
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god whenever i hear that i just wanna kill some one. the scouts voice is soooo annoying when repeated sooo many times,
mind i suppose the urge to kill aint a bad thing aslong as its on the server
Damn straight, stop spamming this thread with noob classes - this be a noob free zone, ya dig?
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He is the fastest class, that means instead of relying on clever tricks or enormous oversized weaponry (lol Mr. Heavy, compensating for something?) this guy is just physically superior. Like a Michael Johnson or some shit.
