yeh iv been away for the last month cos the missis just squeezed out a gorgeous little girl and needless to say iv been a bit busy cleaning up baby shit up the walls and all that, but im back online finally and cant wait to get back to killing y'all
_________________ But PGT's the musical one, and he's got poobrain!!
|H|H| PotentGermanThunder: yoooo peej your mustache arrived |H|H| PotentGermanThunder: thanks ma
|H|H| PotentGermanThunder: evolution didn't bring freud anywhere, he still died |H|H| Bomaster: i think you're confused with darwin
|H|H| PotentGermanThunder: how about fuck you that's shit go eat a bag of dicks euclid
|H|H| PotentGermanThunder: bon jovi is as good as van halen
_________________ "Im a vegetarian vampire duck who is terrified of the sight of blood, owns a teleporting transylvanian castle and yearns to be a stage performer..."
Get it training on counter strike asap mate. By the time it's 16 you'll be minted
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Paco Rodrigez: yeh, most peple just roll over and receve cocking |H|H| Bolt: I did like that a lot at the time Paco Rodrigez: same, im licky tho, all i do is give my mum the scent and she's on it like a bloodhound |H|H| Bolt: I was talking about recieving cocking
id love to but its not going to be easy, its pretty hard finding the excuses for me to play at the mo, my missus is a gaming fascist, shes Ukrainian so to her computers are like the devil cos theres like only 3 of them in the country probably fuled by potatoes and the breath of ten alcoholics. iv already bought her a little atari and shes only a month old. oh god im a monster
id love to but its not going to be easy, its pretty hard finding the excuses for me to play at the mo, my missus is a gaming fascist, shes Ukrainian so to her computers are like the devil cos theres like only 3 of them in the country probably fuled by potatoes and the breath of ten alcoholics. iv already bought her a little atari and shes only a month old. oh god im a monster
Alright bowie ma boy, its now 2:1 on the girl vs guy ratio, YOUVE GOT TO START ASSERTING YOUR ALPHA MALESHIP
The best way to do that is to play lots of tf2 and demand beer and stake every half hour!!
well im half french so i act like a tosser half the time but its still a but tricky feeling masculine when your wiping shit off the sheets, but then again I AM THE DADDY! so that kind of makes up for it. still you are right and i have to find more cheeky ways to assert my masculine prowess, maybe i should buy her a butterfly knife for her firs birthday
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