That's right, Im back on track and ready to game on 24/7.

I must say, England was even better than I imagined. Sure it had a few flaws such as the plumbing, (Especially the showers sucked, the water had no pressure at all.) the old houses that had walls and floors made out of pretty much cardboard and the fecking seagulls that dared to shit on my brand new fedora I had just bought 10 mins ago (and snatch my noodles!) .

Brighton was a wonderful town. All sunny and neat and you could easily find something to do if you were bored. I spent like 40 guids in the arcade on the pier, in which 20 went to Stacker. I so wanted to win that DSi! And 80% of the time I got to the last bit but I never succeeded.
The machine was clearly hacking, I had the perfect timing, but somehow the bloody thing always said I pressed too early or too late. Fucking thing.

I liked the shops because of the low rates. All the new games cost like £25 which is like 30 in euros when they normally cost 50ish. HMV was definately the shop for me. I bought a whole lot of useless Iphone gear, DVD collections, games, comics (Bought and Read Watchmen. Really loved it!) etc.

Ah the beach. I loved it. Apart from one day when it was really windy it was always a perfect day to go sunbathing and swimming.
The waves were funny aswell when the tide started coming in. I was just walking out of the water when my friend yells "Watch out!" and as I turn around, the biggest wave I've ever seen (I've never been to REAL beaches where you can surf) slams in to my face. I fall down, laughing while the retreating water starts pulling me back to the sea. I can't get up because of the stones. Im still laughing when the second wave pours over me and I get lots of salt water into my windpipe. I cough some out and then the 3rd wave comes in.
This went on for about 5 mins while my friend was laughing his ass out at the shore and some indian kid was throwing stones at me. Eventually I got up and ran for it. I never went to the water again... That day.
And the topless women sunbathing were nice too.

I think I was really lucky with the weather. It didn't rain once in the whole 2 weeks. I sometimes sure hoped it did because it was boiling hot everyday after 11 o'clock. Only when I climbed the airplane stairs to the plane and said farewell to England it rained a little.

We went to London by train twice and I think I prefer Brighton. Sure the sights were nice, but the city was so god damned crowded. I mean come on! London has more people in it than Finland overall! I think Brighton is like the size of Helsinki and that's why it didn't feel so big.

The bus system in Brighton was Superb! I mean holy shit they had their own lanes for buses and they had two stories! Why didn't they think of that shit when they founded Helsinki?

Anyway, you must be all tired of reading by now (if you even did read it) so I'll just stop and maybe tell more later.
Im so glad to be back!



Ps. Welcome to all the new regs wh joined while I was away.
Pps. Welcome back Extra! Hear ya in Vent.
Ppps. Oh my god Relish pwns. It's like ketchup with added pure awesome.

Hey agent

Dyu know what your doing tommorow?

I'll TELL you what your doing tommorow

SEXY LADIES NIGHT

Welcome back sun kissed Agent. Strangle any seagulls while you were there?

More importantly, how many guys did you backstab there?

Welcome back Mr 47, the place wasn't the same without you.

Lucky that you came here in our one warm period of the decade.



They feel safe from prying eyes in Brighton, all the residents were busy watching you in your speedos Mr 47.

Oohhohhoo, but I was cloaked.

The Investigator, pays off kids for his own pleasure.

Aha! There's a twist in the plot! Which of the 2 machines did you rig?