_________________ I've been trying to quit drinking. The other day I drank a 12-pack of Becks (nonalcoholic), and I went riding around in my car and I got pulled over by a cop. He's like, "Son, have you been drinking?" And I'm like, "Uh, sort of." he said, "What have you been drinking?" and I said "Becks, nonalcoholic beer." And he wrote me a ticket for being a gaylord.
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