Hey you!

Do you want to be part of the most elite group currently in existence on the internets?

If your monocle popped out and you also said "Good Heavens!" then I've got just the news for you!

Bedizen's Club For Fine, Upstanding Gentlemen
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gentlemansclub

This is an esoteric and highly sophisticated affair and membership policies are extremely strict.

Therefore, none of you can enter.

Hah.

Yours with great flourish and regards,
Bedizen

EDIT: By the by, I have no idea how I ever let this Wistfane fellow in, but he filled a number of awkward quotas on the diversity forms. Yes, these days even a Gentlemen must keep up appearances for the sake of health, safety and diversity.

Yay!

I heard that place smells of porridge and opium.

Wait, Kifter! I've heard very good things about you from Lord Fostle Foff Foff. Have an invite dear fellow.

Wooo I am already in, does this make me a fine upstanding gentleman?

Oh, dear Lord!
Sir Bedizen, may I humbly ask you to join your Steam-group?

Ahhh DoC! You are from the wonderful land of Bulgaria, where the food is oily and the people frowny.

I love that country, went there about a year ago and received many disapproving looks from ancient crones.

Your gilded letter is in the post!

Well, after you spilled the sherry last dinner party we did consider having you lightly flogged, hung, drawn and quartered, but then we thought "let bygones be bygones!".

The princely donation you made to the "Save Africa and buy the club a new buffet service" foundation was also greatly appreciated.

Ye hath been truly kind, sir! It shall not be forgotten.

After further inspection I have concluded that this joke simply does not stand up to the upstanding upstanding gentleman's standards so I opted to remove it in hopes of preserving my rank within the society.