Benny The Guard (staggering around pished): "I cant believe some taffer went and spilled mead all over that rug!"
Barmaid: "Benny, YOU spilled mead on the rug"
Benny: "BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!! These taffers have no respect for such....BEAUTIFUL THINGS!!!
Barmaid: "Whatever Benny, Arnt you supposed to be on duty?"
Benny: "So, What if i am? Besides, i guard better when im drunk. IT MAKES ME FEARLESS!!!...If i see a bad guy, i just point my sword at him, and saaaay:
"HEY BAD GUY, YOUR NOT SPOSED TO BE HERE!!! GO HOME OR I'LL STICK YOU WITH MY SWORD UNTIL YOU SAY:.......OUCH IM DEAD, MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH". See? Aint no one gonna be messin with ol' benny!!!"
Benny The Guard (staggering around pished): "I cant believe some taffer went and spilled mead all over that rug!"
Barmaid: "Benny, YOU spilled mead on the rug"
Benny: "BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!! These taffers have no respect for such....BEAUTIFUL THINGS!!!
Barmaid: "Whatever Benny, Arnt you supposed to be on duty?"
Benny: "So, What if i am? Besides, i guard better when im drunk. IT MAKES ME FEARLESS!!!...If i see a bad guy, i just point my sword at him, and saaaay:
"HEY BAD GUY, YOUR NOT SPOSED TO BE HERE!!! GO HOME OR I'LL STICK YOU WITH MY SWORD UNTIL YOU SAY:.......OUCH IM DEAD, MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH". See? Aint no one gonna be messin with ol' benny!!!"
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