I sometimes wish I wasn't such a pussy roleplayer and could play games like a fucking boss.

A short tale, but a tale nevertheless.

If this isn't a good place for nothing but screenshots, you guys will tell me right?....right?

*old character*

She's a vampire's vampire


"I once caught a fish and it was thiiiiiis big!"
Alt quote- *playing the air guitar*


Low-res textures? Shut the hell up and enjoy the scenery!


*current char*
Now stay down you sunovabitch!





This last one needs some explaining.

I travelled to 'Bone Strewn Crest' to fight a dragon and collect the bounty on it.
As it started to fly down, at first I figured "at least I don't have to fight it up there on a small area where it will stay flying all the time", but then I realised something was wrong.

The dragon was flying backward. It would also fly in one place until I got close to it and then it would fly backwards away from me and towards the place it came from. I'd go there again and it'd fly off again.

It still wanted to attack me because the music was playing and it's red marker was on the radar thingy so what the hell.

Known bug, added in the last patch, meant to be fixed in the next one.

Yah, I have a backwards flying dragon that hangs out around the Pale. I've tried to kill it a few times with long distant shots when it sits still, but everytime I get within one arrow of killing it it spazzes out again and flies off into the clouds at supersonic speed. Backwards.

It seems to be dragons found at the dragon head map markers.
normal random dragons work fine.

Yah, one of the ones I had to kill for a quest was bugged. I actually managed to empty its health bar, but it didn't land and die, it just flew off into the clouds. Thank god for setstage command.

Also I finally finished the main quest. Alduin in under 10 seconds I think. Was kinda hoping it would have scaled up a bit. Might have to bump it up to Master difficulty for all the remaining sidequests

Travelling the vast land that is Skyrim never got tiresome for the red headed lady traveller. The wonders on view always bought great joy to her bosom.

A chance encounter of two Mammoths was one such thing. Stopping off on their trek in the area south of Windhelm they sup at the waters of a small lake.



The sight was a wonder and it caused a tear to come to the eyes of the hardened warrior.

But what! What was that on the horizon? Sailing high above the land to the east.



A DRAGON!

The warrior ready for a new soul runs in the direction of the fire breathing beast but as it lands she readies herself for a battle. But, what is this, another beast suddenly appears and challenges the flying wonder!



A terrific battles ensues and the brave warrior keeps her distance and observes.





After sometime the Giant emerges victorious and the warrior thinks for a moment of her options.

The Giant, she knows is a challenging and mighty foe, but in the battle he took a great punishment.

He is weak, he can be slain. A mighty beast to be brought to its knees.

This is the moment a true warrior seeks...


... or maybe not!

Saturday saw the sultry Stingeress sneak into the Temple Of Dibella on a fishing task from the Thieves Guild.

A successful riffle through the pantaloons of the sexy Senna produced the necklace requested and making haste my escape the little girl who I had escorted to the temple at an earlier time stopped me and said why I was being sneaky.

I stopped sneaking and pretended to be there with good reason.

Striking up a conversation with the aforementioned Senna, we apparently hit it off in a sexy way and next day the two ladies were married/civil partnered in Riften.







The blushing bride or groom?


Sadly the necklace is now in the hands of the Thieves Guild. Needs must...

I have a story it is bear + horse + mammoth + giant + 2 dragons it has a happy ending