I am greatly amused by the title.

It shall be a pleasure to murder you. In direct opposition of my gamer identity, I find it hard to survive much longer than thirty seconds as well, let alone kill anyone. Thus you serve as the perfect subject for maintaining the sad remnants of my kill ratio.

The title is a sort of obscure reference to Dr Strangelove. Maybe a bit too obscure.

And I am looking forward to boosting your scores: it is good to have a purpose in life!

That post right there was probably worth 9000 of my posts.

Because unlike germans, french and dutch, the British have invented the much appreciated concept of Sarcasm.