is your favourite song "woohoo" by blur ? cause it sucks

No it isn't and as a "get to know me fact"

i don't like blur...

Hello and welcome and why?

It's called Song 2..

whatever

Hi there and uh.. Why? O_o

*googles*

#1 Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

... I don't know? you backstabbed him?

#2 Why are dutch children so happy?

Weed (Wiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed)

#3 Why is there a drunk chinese man doing push ups on my front lawn

Cause you didn't give him a tip after dropping off your "rent-an-asian"?
or probably because he's drunk

#4 Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Cause you're supposed to feed it to him BEFORE you eat it (and turn it into diarrhea)

#5 Why is my poop green?

Isn't that normal? O_O

#6 Why are the dutch so rude?

Simple.. too many damn foreigners xD

#7 Why couldn't it be christmas every day lyrics

I wait for Christmas all year long
How I wish I that I could only change it
Take the calendar and re-arrange it
Then every day would be so nice
Candy Canes and all the Snow that's fallin
Every summer would be Deck the Hallin

Every day at Christmas comes from me to you
So I pray…And I wait… And I hope that it doesn't come late.

Why couldn't it be Christmas everyday.
Riding around with Santa on his Sleigh
Don't you know if you'll be good just like you should
You'll here those jingle bells rings

Why couldn't it be Christmas everynight
So that it will meet those twinkling lights
When you say every days a holiday
You'll here those calendars sing

Why couldn't it be Christmas Christmas Christmas everyday
Just believe in Christmas Christmas Christmas all the way

And every time I see your eyes
Their some mistletoe that's right above you
Where the Christmas gifts do say I love you
There some that say it's just a dream
But close your eyes and you can almost see it
All you have to do is just believe it
Maybe there's a stocking full of Christmas Joy

So I pray… and I wait… and I hope that it doesn't come late
Why couldn't it be Christmas everyday
Riding around with Santa on his Sleigh
Don't you know if you'll be good just like you should
You'll here those jingle bells rings
Why couldn't it be Christmas Christmas Christmas everyday
Just believe in Christmas Christmas Christmas all the way

Whatever kind of weather
Summer, Spring and Fall will melt together
Now I can see it clear
That we can make December last forever

Why couldn't it be Christmas everyday
Riding around with Santa on his Sleigh
If you promise to be good just like you should
You'll here those jingle bells rings

Why couldn't it be Christmas everynight
So that it will meet those twinkling lights
When you say that everyday's a holiday
You'll here those calendars sing

Why couldn't it be Christmas Christmas Christmas everyday
Why couldn't it be Christmas Christmas Christmas everyday
Why couldn't it be Christmas Christmas Christmas everyday

Just believe in Christmas Christmas Christmas all the way

Why couldn't it be Christmas?

#8 Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate nine

#9 Why are the dutch called dutch?

What's with the dutch questions? anyway.. blame the germans.. always do ^^

#10 Why are dutch people tall?

Damn.. google sure has a dutch obsession.. well.. weed...



Still don't like it ^^ but good to know


Now now.. the kind man told you something nice.. the least you could do is thank him ^^..


Anyway.. 3 posts so 3 facts:

1) I'm dutch (damn google and there dutch questions)
2) I play TF2 (NO WAI!)
3) Yes.. I'm weird

Great, another dutch person that's on the weak side of all things funny.

Another post.. another fact...

hmmm.....

I have a cat... she's 18 years old xD

Hello!

Hello there.

And uhm..

I'm 22 years old xD