After my last failure I decided to give up on 'highbrow' Radio4 puns and go for the sure fire drawn-a-nob-on-it method. However the inspiration came from actual video footage of a highly perilous true story. Lives were lost in the crossing.

How to beat that frog?
The penis got a natural size and form

frog you mean that story where some folks had a camp fire and throw a gasoline tank in it?
saw it on youtube some time ago

Continuing the theme here:

Surely if that was The Scythe wanting to get over to the other side he would use his mighty grade A** demoman skills and triple sticky forward somersault pike jump the fuxxxxxorrzzzz over there!!

My grandfather went the same way. Dam them cock crossings.

But k3d you forget that he's such a good demoman he has no need for stickys

Ahahahaha.

I think I am going to have to withdraw my entry from this competition. It's bringing back too many vivid, bad memories that I can't seem to suppress. What started off as a bit of fun is now becoming quite painful for me. Some people only see the funny side and forget that for others there is a much more serious side. I'd be grateful if people didn't laugh. However I can only blame myself.
With deep regret
Jason
(frog)

Thank you frog for your support on this matter mate.



Right now we have got his flashy fucking cock picture out of the competition we can get back to posting shit non animated blocky pictures