Mr Gimpster believes that he should have won my previous competition.

The only problem being that he didn't enter it.

A minor problem, but a key one...

Therefore this whole competition is rigged, genuinely this time. There is to be only one winner of the GOLD medal.

Your task is to tell us all why he should have won it anyway, and you may just win a SILVER or BRONZE medal for your trouble.

All you have to do this time is complete the following:


Mr Gimpster should win this competition because...


You can use up to 24 words and you may enter as many times as you like.

The competition closes 2pm on Wednesday 29th April, when the winner will be announced as Gimpster, while the runners-up with have stated the best case.

(The person known as Mr Kunigunde had no influence on the subject of this competition, and has no grounds for legal action.)


For the competition leaderboard visit viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2741

...without him, we probadly wouldn't even be here.

Mr Gimpster should win this competition because with his baby daughter he does not have time to enter many of these.

Mr Gimpster should win this competition because... else I'm gonna sue your arse, cause you stole my ideas!

LIES LIES LIES

Legally the above statement containing the word "Lies" may not be accurate.

I see Scythe off, Mr Kunigunde, you shall be a small trifle to deal with.

Mr StingerNpt by here i challenge you to a duel in the noon!

... Gimpster IS gold




and indestructible when ubercharged

Mr Gimpster should win this competition because we all love gimpy!