"The Kingdom"

Absolute trash.

It terrifies me when I see a film that portrays all Muslims as arm-chopping, suicide-bombing "ALLAH AKBAR" crazies and all Americans as uber-Patriot, M16 wielding, "WE'RE MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN" Superhero's.

It portrays both sides in the most negative light and just fuels fires on both extreme sides of the cheek-chewing retard brigade.

Sudden Impact


Summary: Go ahead, Make my Day!

I usually watch a film or 2 a day so will keep on with my lengthy reviews also...

but, last film: 'Stepbrothers'
Verdict: Can see how it might be funny but not my type of movie. Alot of improvisation shows through which is both good and bad.
A little too close to the truth for me plot-wise perhaps! Rating: meh

Nice, dont have to review it now!

Ice age 3

i saw it today because it was the birthday of my friend's little sister. The film is all meh.... it's not bad but is not gonna make laugh like a expensive whore who saw the smallest cock on earth. altough the film has one of the best caracters ever in animation, Buck. He's a "war veteran" that fights against a giant dinosaur and he's so lunatic that's raises the quality of the movie

Saw Underworld 'rise of the Lycans' last night, the third in the Underworld series and a look back far into the past of Underworld's mythology.

Quite a good watchable film, if not slightly lacking of the originals then definately a different feel to it. Much of this is the new historical setting but it also focuses on some central characters and their relationships without giving away details.

Def will be appreciated by folks who've seen the first two films...
Would almost be good to watch this before watching 1+2 perhaps... hadn't considered that... but it did leave me wanting to watch the original Underworld again soon.

There's a few areas of lycan history I thought they could've taken a little further and maybe gone further back... but there could be another UW film, who knows nowadays.

Am getting ready to watch 'Coraline' today (the stop motion animation by the Nightmare before Xmas folks) ... I'm hoping that will deserve its own review as I've heard good things from some of the movie forumz i frequent, even though it might be considered a 'family film'

Definitely have to agree with you as I watched that Rise of the Lycans also a few days ago. Same thing crossed my mind that it might make more sense to watch this 3rd film of the series first, as it is a prequel after all.

The ending made me want to pop in the original Underworld straight away but I'll save it since it's not too long ago when I watched both the first and the second back to back. The first one is still the best but I enjoyed all of them.

Commando starring Arnold Schwarzenegger

Absolute. Win.

"I eat green berets for breakfast"

Ice Age 3 (3D Version - cause im posh!)

Went to see it with mrs last night, after sitting there, not know really what to expect as had read no reviews regarding it. All i can say is 'meh' it wasn't terrible but it wasn't great either it was 'meh'... Only stayed because i had daft 3d glasses on that made us all look like was was in some sort of sci-fi convention.

It had its parts that made me chuckle like... "i think shes ordering a fruit salad" sceen but not much else really sticks in my mind, was predictable plot and i know its made for kids and im sure kids would enjoy it, but as a film wait for dvd and then private it off the net, wouldn't spend money on it really

3/5 over all and thats only because the 3d part was kinda cool.

I think Buck was quite funny.

"Don't you understand?!? *Helium voice* We're all gonna die!"

"since when you're so crazy?"

buck: "three months ago when i woke up married to a pineapple. She's was so ugly... but god, i really liked that pineapple"