1) No it isn't a vegetable.
2) I don't know what French discos were like back then. Sorry friend, I cannot answer!
3) It is not an animal.
4) Hmm, maybe you would find it in the average household. It's not uncommon.
5) It is not an electric appliance, although it can sometimes be powered by electricity.
6) They usually weigh less than 10 kilograms.
7) I think the ones powered by electricity might have a microchip.
8) It is not a car.
9) It is not a scooter.
10) It does emit sound.
11) I guess you could make a bridge out of it, but you probably wouldn't.

Is it a Guitar?

It is!

Schokomesser wins the game.

IAM ZEE UBERMENSCH! yai... and what now?

Now you are the question master, and we will ask you questions!

Okay, got it

Is it an inanimate object?

1). yes, its an inanimate object.

Does it weigh more than a witch?

1). yes, its an inanimate object.
2). I don't know the weight of a witch, but I'm pretty sure it weights less than a witch