1. Donkeys are adorable and funny.


2. I personally feel, that Telgor doesn't really have a "thing", like...no one defining factor that can be summed up very quickly. He's a musician, but more than that. He's not just a gamer with a cat.

3. It would cause his social status to increase dramatically, despite his current bossness.
When he walks by, people would go "Oh look, it's Telgor", and then in a voice lowered by admiration they would say "he owns a donkey!"

4. He'd always have funny, interesting, or ultimately sad stories about his donkey to share with those closest to him. And who wouldn't want that?

He would be a god among mere mortals. Nothing could stop his pipin'.


Telgor for donkey-owner 2012!

You can do it Telgor! We're counting on you!

Just wanted to say, a goat would work, as well.

Goat's are nice, donkeys are far better. Not sure which donkey to get though -

Bob -



Jim -



or Jimbob -



Whatcha think?

Jimbob is the shit, I'd love owning one of those.

If I had to choose from those, I'd take Bob. You can already see from the picture that he's got a lot of personality. However, I heard Bobjim can ride a unicycle, which is why I would take her instead of any of those three.

Yeah I thought so. Most handsome and the best dental hygiene. However, re-considering the goat idea after being introduced to -

Rab -



Tam -



and Farquar -



I'm thinking Farquar.

His hair is fabulous!

Farquar for sure

Looks like the life and soul of any party situation.

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