I seem to be asked this a lot lately on the server, so in order to save a lot of repetitive typing I thought I'd make a quick post to explain my avatar.

First of all it isn't me. Although I may share those cheekbones and come-to-bed eyes, I have never been in the business of modelling inflatable hairdryer hoods. I'm also a bloke and I would just look stupid.

For some reason she appeared in my 'recommended for you' Amazon gift guide after I'd ordered a DVD (Alan Partridge box-set, nothing salacious) . I must emphasize at this point that I had not any point browsed female grooming products. I was also offered a pair of garden shears, but they weren't so funny. And the less said about the onesie that was suggested, the better. She just appeared and that was it - I was smitten, and so instantly claimed her as my user pic.

She definitely has a Mona Lisa like quality I feel. Mona Lisa wearing a hairdresser's smock, obviously.

This woman must be saved from spending the rest of her modelling career advertising inflatable grooming products. Help me to make her famous so she can live a life of luxury, rather than a life of destitution surrounded by the discarded carcasses of various useless electrical appliances.

That's it really - if anybody else has a confusing avatar they want to explain, now's the time - the HH confession booth is now open.

btw - for all your portable hairdrying needs: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Easy-Bonnet-Dryer-Hairdryer-Attachment/dp/B000NPA1I8/ref=pd_sim_beauty_1

Never realized it was an inflatable hairdryer hood.

Now it looks even more sillier than before.

Well my avatar is none other than the world renowned intellect and philosopher, a one Mr K. Dilkington, sorry i mean Karl Pilkington. Famous for sitting in the garden with his head down and mouth open salivating all over the patio for 15 minutes, what on earth was he doing that for? i hear you asking.

"Too see if it would run out"

Welcome to the mind of Karl Pilkington, home to many, many, many weird and wonderfully stupid, naive, ideas and opinions.

He also has a head like a f****** Orange.

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Booty.

Mine is simple

Once upon a time a long long time ago in a land far far away there once lived a happy people called the Mr Men
But unknown to all , the happy happy land of the Mr men was the only 1/2 of the land we were allowed to see
For you see, there was a wall built across the land and behind that was was the evil Mr men.

Until one day when the evil Mr men decided to co-operate (they saw this in a star trek episode) , they broke down the wall and some of them escaped to our world.

I was one of them

Mr Pyromania, aka Mr Flamey

Boris

It's a part of my bedroom wall. It's also my spray. Simple as really.

I am Megaston, a Decepticon and this is the atomicsub I transform into(it can also travel through space, not just water)

Road Runner is my favourite cartoon of all time. For anyone too young to have seen it, I highly recommend checking it out on youtube. I laugh so much everytime Coyote fails in his attempts to catch him. Some of the fail traps he sets are just genius. So yeah Wile E. Coyote is just the ultimate bad, bad guy. I'll leave you with this -

I'm not good at choosing avatars.
That's it.

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Well what exactly did you want me to say?

Akuma's Shin Shun Goku Satsu from Street Fighter.