It all started in the city of Chicago when someone wrote on a toilet seat cover dispenser the following:




The, a reference appeared in the L4D game on the wall of a safe-house in the Mercy Hospital scenario:



and now that the introduction is over, here is something from the steam forums:

The Ballad of Chicago Ted

- KragNaroK of the steam forums

we were fighting infected all across the square
the scent of their blood was in the air
a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
and things only got worse from there

when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain
francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain
zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain

just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
the infected all scream and turned and fled
clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted

with his shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde
till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword
his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward

now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong
but ted could do this crap all day long
the survivors lept up and fought along
but ted would do this work for a song

with corpses piled as high as can be
Ol ted light a smoke, and howled with glee
as he used his sword to carve knotches you see
into his belt, a thousand times 53

as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
but he just laughed an shock his head
with a powerful holler the wild savior said
"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"

I've heard this story before.



Wow.

I do love gamers and their fantasy, its just brilliant.
is the "I miss the Internet" thingy from him, too?
Think its written in dead air or something

lol the facts:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.

Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.

Chicago Ted> C. Norris?