Thats right you heard it first here folks, Extra_cold is back with a new rig and hes running the ladies night this week.

The last time he ran a ladies night it was a blowout, total carnage, dirty undies hanging from the chandeliers, coked out bikers swinging chains, Jimi Hendrix even stopped by for a bit of jammin and tales of the underworld.

That was nothing, a mere teacake and scones party in contend to what this one will be, if any of you live to see thursday morning I havnt done my job properly.

Grab a beer lads (ladettes ), and grab a vent ID its gonna be a f**king awesome ladies night.

Please note that Extra_Cold inc and all Extra_Cold Subsiduaries is not responsible for broken pelvic bones, erectile fracture, collapsed lungs, cirrohded livers, swine flu infection, super swine flu infection, cancer of the face, ripped gluts, destroyed egos, loss of souls, karma or earlobes, any and all weapons brought to the event are property of the venue at close, any and all attempts to be a dick will end with being tied face down on a bed, butt naked, strawberry (or on occasion rasperry) jam on genitals and a large number of fire ants being released into the room. By reading this you absolve Extra_Cold of all suable eventualities, you also renounce all religion, deity worship and general praise as these are now all directed to or property of Extra_Cold

Have a nice day, now sign the f**k up

Teams:
RED (AKA Extra's Hustlin Roundup)
Bo "Street Hustler" Master
Drug "Pirate" Lord
Queed "My right's bigger than my left" Baller
Agent "Soiled Fedoras:" 47
Farmer "Fully PC and Daily Mail Friendly" jihad
Neg "Stop Staring At My Chest" creep
+ 1 more random signup


BLU (aka Community Humpers Of Decedant Egotists)
Bedi "The Garden of" zen
Gee "A Whole" lottaja
Mik "The Man With Zazz" Ey
Extra "Does not appreciate his OP being edited by some ****ing **** with a tiny ****, the nickname that particular **** gave him was ****ing terrible, you ****ing chode" Cold
A "The Man With One To Many Balls" J
Swamp "Look At The Size Of My" thing
+ 1 more



Potential Pacific Ocean Residents:

Mj "If I were an Irish" Healy
Nir "Selling Stolen TVs Out the Back Of His" vana

Under The Sea Addicts:
Dia "What am i sposed to do with" kun

A quick FAQ while I've still got a beer in my hand:

Q: Whats the team format, 6v6 or 7v7

A: Well if i had my way it would be 124v124 and one dwarf, unfortunately ceartain DICKS wouldnt let me put a dwarf in a fight, so it'l have to be 7v7 if the numbers come up right (which they SHOULD >:( )



Q: What if 18 people sign up?

A: Then we do a highlander (one of each class)


Q: Is beer mandatory?

A: Are your lungs mandatory?


Q: What happens if i sign up and then forget or drop out at the last minute

A: Allow me to answer your question with another question, Clive, if i may call you Clive?

Have you ever met Mr. Zimzeel? No? Thats because Mr Zimzeel is currently residing at the bottom of the pacific ocean in a submersive device of EC design, he has enough food and water and air to keep him alive, unfortunately he is constantly subjected to recordings of 13 year old girls signing late 90s and early 2000s pop band songs, working their way from A to Z and then back to A again. Mr Zimzeel was the first, last and only person to ever flake on one of Extra_Colds ladies nights, a mistake he soon realised, but was foolish enough not to remove himself from existence before Extra_Cold got ahold of him. His mother now works by day in an Arabian salt mine and by night in one of Extra_Colds many harems of (now single) mums...

Does that answer your question, clive?


Q: Are unlockables allowed?

A: All weapons bar the sandman are allowed (as per ETF2L rules)


Q: Will this event enhance my sexual appeal?

A: Yes

YAY! Sign me up

THIS MAN NOW HAS 3 TESTICLES

how does having 3 testacles help with sexual prowess? i find that the reputation of my potancy is a harsh dampener on my sexlife. srs what bird want to get with a dude that will get her nocked up with as mach as a wink or even a handshake?

srs dude potancy at this age is not a good look for the ladies, but single dad at the age of 30.... like putty m8

he still has more balls than you

but each of mine are cubic baby, thats rite, to the power if 3 funther trucker. one of my balls is better than all 3 of his. you would need 54 regular balls to match my 2 cubic balls

In. Ill ring if pipeline gets chosen.

oh btw, ill be in as long as my new mobo arrives on tuesday and there are no more hic ups with installation

I'm definitely in. Not that I need it. IT needs ME. If that makes any sense.