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[MAFIA] Day Three 
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Day Three

TRAVELLING BOOK SALESMAN FOUND DEAD. MURDERED?

Alfred Twister was found dead this morning in his caravan. According to police the victim had been drinking heavily before climbing into bed and suffering the unfortunate accident of having 4 bookcases simultaneously fall and crush the man to death.

Police are suspecting foul play after noticing that at 6 feet tall the caravan would not have been able to fit the bookcases standing up and therefore were likely brought in for the sole purpose of crushing Mr Twister, this is given further credence after a series of drag marks along the caravan campground were found, as well as another identical bookcase left lying outside Mr Twister's caravan.

One official commented off the record that the blame lay on "thieving kids and crusty jugglers knee-deep in dog muck.".

Police urge anyone with information to come forward.

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Mr_Twister has been killed by the Mafia. He was a vanilla Townie.

David was found this morning, alone as always but with his cheeseburger shirt wrapped around his eyes as a blindfold along with a pair of cheeseburgers forced into his mouth and with claw marks on his face. And on his forehead, the words "Punagement for cheezy lines".

Truly, the one committing this crime know how to dish out sweet irony and lacerating wordplay.

This murderer is one cool dude that's probably too busy being sweet to pay much attention to the investigation going on while wearing cool ass sunshades and having a signed poster of Nicolas Cage hanged up on his wall.

Ironically of course.

Efrath has been killed by the Serial Killer. He was a vanilla Townie.

Surviving Players:
Agent 47
Bedizen
Cuddles
DarkVVulf
Daystar
Diakun
edicius
Fr3ddi3
iRPAx
Kifter
LuciusKain
nyZe
Outfall
Ozku
Patch
StingerNPT
Telgor
themadme
Vascius

With 19 players it takes 10 to lynch. I will post the word count soon.

Fun fact: tonight the Sheriff investigated a player and discovered they were the Townie Medic...
Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:30 pm
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Post Re: [MAFIA] Day Three
Hey, sorry for not being active lately, I was away for the past 3 or 4 days.

Anyway, I have no idea what to think of this. So I'll just post a smiley face to show my respect for the dead.

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:29 pm
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Outfall wrote:
Anyway, I have no idea what to think of this.


I feel the same way. Seems odd.

Is there a connection between gronon and efrath? Or between Schokomesser and Mr. Twister? I can't find one.

Shame with Tram though, but I guess people thought that their vote was legit.

Edit: At least I did.

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Damn, that's disappointing. I hope Extra_Cold won't be the only scum to die. :(
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Post Re: [MAFIA] Day Three
Can I just say how utterly ashamed I am of you lot for voting Tram.

I'm now incrediably suspicious of those of you that moved your votes at the last minute to get the most vocal person lynched.

Vote Efrath.

Why? He was one of the first to move his vote.

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Who wants to tell DarkVVulf?
Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:43 pm
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Sam wrote:
Who wants to tell DarkVVulf?


I sincerely hope he figures it out on his own.
Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:44 pm
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Damn. Alright then! :P

Vote Kifter

For having the final vote.

That'll teach me for not reading the newspaper all the way through and skipping to the crosswords!
Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:46 pm
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DarkVVulf wrote:
Vote Kifter

For having the final vote.


Why would you vote Kifter just for having the final vote? Is there some other reason as well?
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The fact that it was moved from you to Telgor, who by my own admission I'd only voted for as a junk vote that also ended up attracting people as well.

I'm not suprised you'd be defending Kifter seeing as he essentially saved your bacon by changing his mind.
Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:51 pm
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